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This took Place during the Government Shutdown, Fall 2013

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A Driver was stuck in a traffic jam, on the beltway around Washington, D. C.  Nothing was moving.  Suddenly, a man knocks on the window; the driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire group of Republican Congress people, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.  Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline, and set them on fire.  We are going from car to car, to collect donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, Roughly a gallon."


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An Inbred Cat

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An F-15 Flying Eagle?

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I AM a bicycle!

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Taste THIS!

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Okay, now watch how I hold on by my tail!

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Gracie Allen's Classic Roast Beef

1 Large Roast of Beef

1 Small Roast of Beef

Take the two roasts and put them in the oven

When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Say "Goodnight" Gracie

 


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